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An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.

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September 12, 2019

S2 E16: Insectoids

  S2 E16: Insectoids

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We wrap up our extraterrestrial stint with the creepy-crawlies of the cosmos, Insectoids. As the name would suggest, these beings resemble earthly insects with humanoid features, most commonly portrayed as a 7-foot tall praying mantis. From being the subject of the finest of art, to setting off the Spanish inquisition, and even being cucked in the corner, there really is no limit to the number of honey pots these beings have their hand-like appendages in. This episode includes a conversation about the revolutionary artist, David Huggins. Huggins creates works of art depicting his erotic extraterrestrial experiences, most of which are paintings of him fucking aliens (and some are even a little more kinky). Needless to say, these images are not safe for work, minors, or really just anyone if we're being perfectly honest, so explore the links below at your own discretion, and remember to "Stay Grey".

AKA Incognito Browser, Engaged

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August 28, 2019

S2 E15: Reptilians

  S2 E15: Reptilians

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We continue to spit a bunch of shit about aliens. This time, the reptilians. Tall, scaly, and smelly, these entities are malicious, power hungry, and will stop at nothing to manipulate the human race into doing their bidding. Popularized by celebrity conspiracy theorist David Icke in the 90's, who was actively racing to ruin his own career, Icke proposed that these Reptilian Humanoids had been controlling humanity since the dawn of time. The internet has since run wild with this theory, exposing many celebrities, and nearly every politician, as a so-called "lizard person". While these claims may seem like a reach at first, and the "Reptilian Elite" may not be the first conclusion you jump to, much of the video evidence is enough to leave you scratching your head. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we make our way through another hot, mildly acidic, episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Scaly men

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August 14, 2019

S2 E14: Pleiadians

  S2 E14: Pleiadians

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We continue along the extraterrestrial train, stopping in the Pleiades star cluster, to discuss the Pleiadians. These beings are said to be nearly identical to humans, with the main differences being that they are significantly more attractive, and a little bit taller. Typically being described as "Nordic looking". Unlike most of the things we talk about on the show, the Pleiadians are a kind-hearted, spiritual race, whose mission on Earth is largely that of goodwill. The kind nature of these beings has left their message susceptible to some woo-woo, New Age plunderers, taking advantage of desperate, or naive, individuals for financial gain, with claims of a higher purpose. All hippies aside, there is some strange cases of missing time, metal fragments, and even an interrupted news broadcast. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we ascend to higher planes of podcasting, in another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Hear now the voice of Vrillon

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